Thursday, July 28, 2011

Talking Shit

Yes, it's true. Peace Corps volunteers are mildly obsessed with talking 'bout shit. Our poop stories provide a constant source of conversation and entertainment--- at lunchtime, on public transit, at birthday parties. We're shameless!

During training we learn how to describe our shit properly, utilizing a 7-point scale. Most of us have already memorized the Bristol Stool Chart forwards and backwards. Please review the attached diagram at your leisure. FYI: '7' is no longer considered a “lucky” number by anyone in Peru 17.



I should also make reference to the phenomenon of “Peru-ing” your pants and the 70% club. Prior to my arrival I was informed that 70% of PC Peru volunteers will shit their pants at least once during their term of service. Dr. Jorge, our esteemed medical officer, insists that this statistic is more like 95%.

Ironically, while composing this blog entry I shit myself. Literally. I had been suffering from some gastro-intestinal issues, but I seemed to be on the road to recovery. I thought I was in the clear, that my darkest hour had passed. Nope. Lesson learned: Never trust a fart!

Although I am somewhat humiliated by my toddler-like regression, at least I'll have an interesting story to share at lunch tomorrow.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Adventures in Transportation

One of the highlights of living in Peru is the exciting variety of transportation options that exist. The most commonly utilized form of public transit is the “combi,” which can best be described as a hybrid of Scooby Doo's Mystery Machine and a defunct bus from the United States, circa 1976. These magical emissaries of mass velocity are often impressive in their décor. The most common decorative themes are Ode to Cannabis, I Love Jesus, and Straight-Up Machismo. The combi drivers definitely take ownership in their vehicle and capitalize on this opportunity to let their personality shine through. For example, the combi I rode on this afternoon featured a giant window decal that said “MASTER.” This individual probably reads a lot of Foucault and Nietzsche in his spare time, when not blasting Reggaeton at obnoxious levels.

Yeah, let's take a moment to talk about combi music, the soundtrack of my Peace Corps life. Each and every driver here gets to explore his deferred DJ dreams on a daily basis. Aside from salsa/reggaton, the 80's also seem to be widely embraced and celebrated in Peru. When was the last time you heard Frankie Goes to Hollywood or Toto on American public transportation??? Exactly.

Part of the beauty of riding the combi is that one never knows what to expect. Much like the Dow Jones, the bus fare and transportation routes are subject to change on a daily basis. I usually respond to sudden demands for a higher price by pretending that I can't speak Spanish. The cobrador (fare collector) eventually moves on and will resume his job of yelling at people to get on and off the combi as quickly as possible. In fact, most of the time I descend from a vehicle still in motion, but that's OK. It makes me feel like an action hero instead of an underweight public servant.

After reading this blog entry I'm sure most of you are ready to book a flight to Peru. Go ahead! I'll save you a seat on the next combi. :)











Sunday, July 10, 2011

2 Years, 3 Bags. My Packing list for Peru.

I know everyone must be dying to know what I brought to the Peace Corps, what was left behind, and what I wish I had remembered. Packing for a 27 month adventure is definitely a challenge, but I think I did a pretty damn good job! 

Luggage
Hiking backpack- Kelty Red Cloud Women's 5600
Rolling duffel- REI 48” Wheely Beast
Carry-on bag- The North Face Overhaul 40

Clothing (regular)
12 pair ExOficio High Performance underwear
6-7 bras
Marmot rain jacket
5 skirts
black leggings
3 jeans
3 dresses
1 fleece pullover
1 zip-up fleece vest
base layer (black)
6 collared/button down short-sleeved T-shirts
4 regular T-shirts
4 slacks (gray, dark brown, 2 khaki)
1 long-sleeved button down shirt
2 belts
black/brown socks

Running clothes/gear
5 sports bras
3 track pants
running jacket
4 pairs of shorts
running shoes
running tights
running socks
Garmin GPS watch
regular stopwatch
Glide body lubricant (prevents blisters!)

Toiletries/Hygiene
2 quick-dry towels
2 washclothes
2 Brommers' soap bars
shampoo
leave-in conditioner
texturizing/molding paste
anti-frizz spray
2 Cerave face wash
razor
make-up
scissors
tweezers
Neutrogena sunscreen- 45 and 70 SPF
Tide stain stick
toothbrush
dental floss
the Diva cup
tampons
pantiliners
deodorant
hairbands/headbands

Shoes
Sandals- Teva
Hiking shoes- Timberland
Business casual- Naturalizer black Mary Janes
                          Naturalizer brown flats
White dress sandals
Flip flops

Electronics
Laptop
Digital camera
Memory card(s)
USB flash drive
External hard drive
iPod nano
LED rechargeable flashlight

Miscellaneous
Travel pillow
3 coloring books
2 Crayola markers
2 Crayons
scissors
solar shower
Nalgene water bottle
3 paperback novels
Address book
small purse

Gifts for host families
2 Yankees playing cards
4 NYC magnets
6 mini-Yankees penants
NY state/Hudson Valley postcards

Things I wish I had brought: hand sanitizer, additional long-sleeved shirts, emergency chocolate supply!!

Saturday, May 14, 2011

The Price of Peace: $$ and Medical Clearance

Not only is the Peace Corps application process lengthy, it can be damn expensive, too! Listed below is an itemized "bill" of the various costs I encountered during the medical/dental review.

Medical
Visits with my Primary Care Physician (3)--$180
Tetanus booster--$26
Lab work---$1140!?!
Follow-up lab test--$80
Mental health evaluation*---$165
*not required of all applicants... just the really awesome people ;)

Dental
Cleaning/exam--$90
X-rays--$95
Filling--$198

Total = $1,974
Peace Corps reimbursement = $225 ($165 for medical; $60 for dental)
Total cost to Kimberly = $1,749

OK, part of the reason why the costs were sooo high are due to my current lack of health insurance. Yet there were certain tests and evaluations that I doubt *any* insurance company would view as "medically necessary." For example, if you received the Polio vaccine during childhood, why should Blue Cross or United Health Care pay for additional proof of immunity?? (The Peace Corps requires evidence of Polio titers in your blood, to demonstrate the vaccine's efficacy.) It is also unusual to be tested for a G6PD enzyme deficiency if you are asymptomatic, but that was another lab required by the Peace Corps.

Although I recognize the importance of assessing a potential volunteer's health, the medical clearance process was tedious, time-consuming, and, for me, expensive. $80 for a follow-up lab? Yes, because a liver enzyme (AST) was a single point outside the "normal" range. An additional doctor's visit because I was *1* pound "underweight"? Yup!!

My main point in submitting this post, however, was not to whine and complain, but to warn prospective volunteers of the potential costs involved with medical clearance. I had not encountered many entries in the blogosphere related to this subject, and, therefore, some of the medical bills (especially the $1140 for lab work!! WTF?!) came as a surprise.

Afterwards, I learned that Peace Corps applicants can schedule their medical appointments at a Federal health care facility (VA hospital, Indian Health Services, etc.), free of charge, after obtaining a letter of authorization from the Office of Medical Services. My understanding, however, is that a long wait may be involved, and when you are applying to the Peace Corps time is of the essence!!

My advice to PC applicants is to do some comparison shopping at various hospitals/clinics, and to ask ahead of time for a price quote on labs. My desire to get through the process quickly and efficiently really cost me in the long run! And if you happen to be 1-2 pounds underweight, just hit the McDonald's drive-through before visiting your doctor, or wear some heavy boots. Trust me, it will save you a co-pay and the hassle of additional paperwork! :)    

Monday, May 9, 2011

High Performance

Because you were probably curious about the "magical underwear" referenced in my previous post, I present to you the ExOficio Give-n-Go Bikini Brief! I've already ordered 10 pairs.
http://www.exofficio.com/products/details/womens-give-n-go-bikini-brief

Gotta love the product description:
"17 countries. 6 weeks. And one pair of underwear. Okay, maybe two. This underwear is up for the challenge. Engineered with Aegis Microbe Shield and unbelievably quick-drying, ExOfficio Give-N-Go is ready for odor-free, active adventuring."

Flippin sweet!

Bienvenidos!

Welcome to my blog!  After some deliberation and procrastination I have decided to document my Peace Corps journey on the web---mostly because I found the blogs of current and former Peace Corps volunteers to be extremely helpful in surviving the lengthy application process, learning what to expect in the months ahead and how many pairs of underwear to pack. Periodic blog entries will also provide my neurotic mother with tangible evidence that I'm alive. 

Because blogging is completely new to me, I will undoubtedly exploit new features and design options as they become known to me. It will likely annoy you. :) The fonts, background colors, etc. will probably change and evolve several times in the coming weeks. I hope you can survive the journey!

"Al Otro Lado" is Spanish for "to the other side," which captures the essence of my Peace Corps adventure in a single phrase. A month from now I will be traveling to the Southern Hemisphere with 2 checked items of luggage (total weight cannot exceed 80 lbs.!!) and a small carry on-bag. In preparation for this journey I have moved out of my home, sacrificed my vegetarian diet, and re-discovered my natural hair color. I have also learned about the magic of "high performance underwear."

I am both nervous and excited to encounter the challenges before me: eating guinea pig, befriending alpacas, and learning how to wield a machete.

See you on the other side!